The Onion: Why should anyone buy your record?
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Scott Lucas (vocals/guitars): [submitted via e-mail] Why should anyone buy your record?
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O: Do you think your record will help people?
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SL: Do you think your record will help people?
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O: Do you think your record could save lives?
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SL: Do you think your record could save lives?
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O: Is this record your ticket to heaven?
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SL: Is this record your ticket to heaven?
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O: Are you just repeating everything I say?
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SL: Are you just repeating everything I say?
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O: Well, Local H sucks.
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SL: Well, Local H s... Doh! Fuck!
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Local H's newest album is titled Here Comes The Zoo. (Buy It!)
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Stephen Thompson
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March 27, 2002 Volume 38 Issue 11 
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http://www.theonionavclub.com/avclub3811/justify3811.html