The Onion: Why should anyone buy your record?

Scott Lucas (vocals/guitars): [submitted via e-mail] Why should anyone buy your record?

O: Do you think your record will help people?

SL: Do you think your record will help people?

O: Do you think your record could save lives?

SL: Do you think your record could save lives?

O: Is this record your ticket to heaven?

SL: Is this record your ticket to heaven?

O: Are you just repeating everything I say?

SL: Are you just repeating everything I say?

O: Well, Local H sucks.

SL: Well, Local H s... Doh! Fuck!

Local H's newest album is titled Here Comes The Zoo. (Buy It!)

Stephen Thompson

March 27, 2002 Volume 38 Issue 11

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