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Answering Machine (7:40)

(from the Pack Up The Cats import bonus CD)

 

Hey guys what's up? I'll, uh, try to keep the accent to a minimum, uh, I was going to tell you the new album sounds great, uh, but it sort of sounds a little "sequencey". Thanks.

 

Hey Scott, it's Blake. Um, ???? kicking my ass, but uh, I ordered a pizza: all spinach, half jalapenos the way you like it. Anyway I'm flipping through the movie listings for tonight and uh, I've got it narrowed down to a few. I figured we could either go see "Death in Scarsdale" which is about a world-famous dermatological endocrinologist who becomes platonically obsessed with a boy he's treating for excessive perspiration, but then begins himself to suffer from excessive perspiration. Or we could go see "Very Small Flings", which is about the figure of Death presiding over the front entrance of a carnival sideshow whose spectators watch performers undergo unspeakable degradations so grotesquely compelling that the spectators' eyes become larger and larger until the spectators themselves are transformed into giant eyeballs in chairs; while on the other side of the sideshow tent the figure of Life uses a megaphone to invite fairgoers to an exhibition in which the fairgoers consent to undergo unspeakable degradations. They can witness ordinary persons gradually turn into gigantic eyeballs. If you don't feel like anything that heavy, we could go see, uh, "Three Chairs" - oh wait, that one's got Zack Clogman - we don't want to see that. I was thinking maybe we could go see "The Knight Wears a Sombrero", which is about a nearsighted apprentice cowpoke swearing vengeance for a gunslinger's rape for which he mistakenly believes is the motherly brothel owner that he is secretly in love with, but then he loses the trail of the gunslinger after misreading a road sign and is drawn to a sinister Mexican ranch where oedipally grieved gunslinger is richly blinded by a mysterious veiled nun. Um, I don't know, we could just go see a comedy also. Give me a call back, bye.

 

Scott, this is David. Um right. I'm in a awkward position, that's difficult to explain. Um, I'm at a party and there's English girls crawling up and down the walls ... Um, I've gotta go fast. Uh, I hope I see you at the Masquerade, OK? Bye.

 

Hey Scott, it's Blake. Uh, on second thought why don't we just go get drunk. OK, give me a call back, bye.

 

 

 

Local H: this is Renaldo Limbaugh from Los Angeles; and I'm calling about playing bass for you guys. Dude, I like saw your show the other day and I noticed you only had like two people on stage or something and dude, I'm like the best in LA so, like, give me a call. My number is 818-562-25...4. OK dudes, rock on.

 

Yeah, yeah um, this is a message for Local H. This is Elmore...Elmore Washterstrum and um, I just called to say I love you guys and also that you, um, you really inspire me and, um, I play guitar and I'm working on a riff right now, um, I wanted to play it for you, um, let me, let me put my phone in my amp here, um, hold on a minute. It mainly goes a little something Ive been working on it real hard butit goes something like this:

 

*Plays opening from "Bound for the Floor"*

 

I mean, that's all I have right now, but um, anyway I've been working on it and, anyway, I, that's all I have and, but you know, if you want to use it you can! Um, so, anyway I love you guys and uh, bye.

 

Hey Scott, it's Juliana again. Um, I forgot to say that the other night I went to see the Food Fighters, and um, I was talking to their drummer, Taylor, and I was telling him that I needed a new bass player, and he said he was talking about he was recommending this guy named Tommy who used to be in Loud Lucy and, um, I was just wondering what's up with Tommy who was in Loud Lucy? Do you know that guy? You probably know them because they were Chicago people, right? Um, OK, what's the scoop on Tommy? Bye.

 

Hi Joe, it's Jennifer; uh Julie and I were just calling to see if you made it home OK from your crazy night in Atlanta. Uh, give me a call when you get in, bye.

 

Hey Joe, it's Mark. I talked to that one guy, I got that stuff from that one place and I'll be talking to this other guy the day after next about that other stuff you were talking about. Give me a call later, bye.

 

Hey Scott, it's Nick. Um, listen, I found one of those Supero amps you were looking for. It's at this place in Atlanta called Midtown Music, and uh, the girl there ... her name is Jenny, you need to give her a call, it's 404-867-5309. Um, just give her a call, ask for Jenny, and um, she'll hook you up. See ya.

 

Pick up the fucking phone Joe, I know you're there you fucking prick. You're fucking with the wrong person because I will fucking cut you you know this I will fucking cut you.

 

Hi, I've got a message for Scott Lucas. Hey, it's, uh, Kevin. I was just calling because I found that article you want on, uh, penis enlargement without messy creams and vacuum devices and I can fax that over to you. Peace. Take care. Bye.

 

Hello? Are you there? Pick it up. If you're there pick it up. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. Talk to you later.

 

Joe, you know you've got to call me when you get your ass home. Don't you ever leave me with the fattest chick that you can ever find. Now you get...how does that work bro? You get the smooth, fine chicks and I get the fat, ugly friend that's just hangin'...she's lookin' like a slab of meat. Now someone ought to have told you that if her ass is as wide as the goddamn door, there is no way that I was going to be able to do squat with it. Am I right, or am I right? I like butt just like anyone else, but don't mean that I like a juicy porker of an ass! So come on bro, look out for me. Please, next time not the fat, ugly friend, OK bro? Just give me a little bit of love. If I get the sloppy seconds that's cool, but don't give me the fourths or fifths, OK? Thank you. Peace.

 

Hey, I just ordered a Pizza House, uh, pizza and if you don't get over here soon I'm going to eat the whole thing myself; it's got about 8 pieces and I'm about to eat 5 of them and that will leave you 4. Ha ha ha!

 

Where the fuck are you? We're having this crazy party and there's like, this strange English girl on stilts wearing a purple fly costume and she's like crawling on the walls and shit it's...it's all out of control! Heh heh heh, so call me back or come over you fuck. Bye.

 

Hey I've been here for 20 minutes and I'm still hallucinating where've you been? You get five minutes and then I'm out of here, all right? Bye.

 

Hi Scott Lucas. You're my daddy Lucas I think you might be my dad, bye.

 

Believe You Me (2:10)

Bound For The Floor Promo

 

I'm never gonna say "Bye-bye." (x4)

Believe you me (x4)

I'm never gonna say "Bye-bye." (x4)

Believe you me (x4)

If you think that not saying good-bye is a good thing

Don't mean nothing cuz you know that I am leaving

I'm gonna make you cry

I'm never gonna say "Bye-bye." (x4)

Believe you me (x8)

 

Bound For The Floor (Demo) (4:56)

 

Born to be down

I've learned all my lessons before now

Born to be down

I think you'll get used to it

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you don't (x4)

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you don't

Born to be down

I think that I've said this before now

Born to be down

What good is confidence?

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you don't (x4)

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you don't (x3)

You don't

And you don't

You don't (x4)

This is a total waste of time

Fuck the open mind

I hardly ever field a pay

Make a wager, waste a day

Do your thing, we'd be concerned

Drink up my nerves

This is a total waste of time

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic

And you learn to accept it

You know it's so pathetic

And you don't

 

Cynic (Demo) (5:26)

 

Yeah

I made a promise to love myself

But somehow I don't think I'm gonna make it

Yeah

Is that me behind the screen?

I see some shapes but I can't see any faces

An ego might not be so bad

It could be something I should have

I can't make my mind up

Help me with this while I grip this

I made a promise to myself

But I think I need some help

If you see something that is good in me won't you tell me?

And maybe I'd be something you could stand

Yeah

I made a promise to love myself

I think this could be good for you as well as me

Yeah

I know I'm not that much fun

The joke I have become doesn't make you laugh

An ego might not be so bad

It could be something I should have

I can't make my mind up

Help me with this while I grip this

I made a promise to myself

But I think I need some help

If you see something that is good in me won't you tell me?

And maybe I'd be something you could stand

Yeah

Here comes the doubt again (x3)

Here come the doubt

Here comes the doubt again (x3)

Here comes the doubt (x4)

An ego might not be so bad

It could be something I should have

I can't make my mind up

Help me with this while I grip this

I made a promise to myself

But I think I need some help

If you see something that is good in me won't you tell me?

An ego might not be so bad

It could be something I should have

I can't make my mind up

Help me with this while I grip this

I made a promise to myself

But I think I need some help

If you see something that is good in me won't you tell me?

When the time comes you decide

What you'll show and what you'll hide

Maybe I'd be something you could stand

 

Disgruntled Christmas (2:54)

7"-vinyl-with Sybil Vane

 

And it's me, the man with no personality

Burning down your Christmas tree

Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall

Mistletoe is going to fall

Taking shots at the caroling crowd

Stupid songs sung way too loud

And they're getting dumber all the time

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

You say shopping spree

I say killing spree

And I can think of Christmas past

Like the Christmas before last

Cousins

Uncles

Aunts

And I could act like I don't care

That all I get is underwear

I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log

Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow

Something to burn away the freezing snow

If you just let me

And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down

I think Christmas really sucks (x2)

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again

You'll be sorry

That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus

 

Halcyon Days(3:15)

Break Thru Wulu Radio Compilation

 

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun

A bit of demoril and barbitals will get the job done

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done

I'm in a halcion daze (x3)

I'm in a halcion glaze

We'll here it comes

No need to dread it

If it's a good thing we're gonna get it

Aw here it comes

Now don't forget it

If it sucks then we don't admit it

Aw here it comes

I wanna get it

I'm in a halcion daze (x2)

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun

A bit of demoril and barbitols will get the job done

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done

I'm in a halcion daze (x2)

I'm in a halcion blaze

I'm in a halcion daze (x4)

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of demoril and barbitols will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of demoril and barbitals will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of demoril and barbitals will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of demoril and barbitals will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun [I'm in a halcion daze]

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done [I'm in a halcion daze]

You gotta have it all and protocol is under the gun

A bit of demoril and barbitals will get the job done

You're on an even fall free-for-all and having your fun

A bit of alcohol and aerosol will get the job done

 

 Ray Miland (3:20)

Ham Fisted Demo- 12-11-95

 

And I've seen her

And I know her

And I've seen her run into his arms again

And I've seen her

And I know her

And I've seen her run into his arms again

Just like Ray Miland (x4)

And I've seen her

And I know her

And I've seen her run into his arms again

And I've seen her

And I know her

And I've seen her run into his arms again

Just like Ray Miland (x4)

And I can't let you live or see

Or give yourself to someone else

And I can't let you live or see

Or give yourself to someone else

And I've seen her

And I know her

And I've seen her run into his arms again

And I've seen her

And I know her

And I've seen her

And I win back my pride again

Just like Ray Miland (x7)

Run into his arms again

 

Stick To What You Know (2:41)

Half-Life EP

 

I've got a phone jack in my spine

I feel it buzzin' all the time

My veins are flowin' turpentine

My nose is bleedin' grime

Originate a xylophone

You always wanna buy the phone

When I'm hot I sweat cologne

You better stick to what you know (x2)

Put a lot of somethin' into nothin'

If you think so, then I think so

Got a lot of head trip and they love it

If you think so, then I think so

Stick to what you know

I've got a phonebook in my head

I've got a lung that's filled with lead

I'm seein' things in infrared

It's a wonder I'm not dead

You better stick to what you know

Put a lot of somethin' into nothin'

If you think so, then I think so

Got a lot of head trip and they love it

If you think so, then I think so

Put a lot of somethin' into nothin'

If you think so, then I think so

Got a lot of head trip and they love it

If you think so, then I think so

Stick to what you know

You gotta stick to what you know (x4)

 

Stoner (3:05)

Ham Fisted Demo 9-18-94

 

When a great promise turns out to be a lie

You can die a dead high (x2)

When a great promise turns out to be a lie

You can die a dead high (x4)

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Well I used to be a loner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Now I'm only a stoner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Well I used to be a loner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Now I'm only a stoner

The best years of my life are over now

The best years of my life And where'd they go?

I don't wanna be out on this or

tell or speak or now

I'm awake now (x3)

I'm awake

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Well I used to be a loner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Now I'm only a stoner

You can die a dead high (x7)

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Well I used to be a loner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Now I'm only a stoner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Well I used to be a loner

I don't wanna fade out, no way

Now I'm only a stoner (x4)

 

Tag-Along (2:49)

Gravesend Soundtrack

 

And I can act like I don't see

Just who I want to be

But only for so long

And you wouldn't guess that I would know

Just were I'd want to go

But I'd guess that you'd be wrong

Why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

Do you really see the harm

In lending me a charm

When it seems to make you smile

But I can't see how I could live

Without the things you give

Not even for a while

Why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

And why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

 

Talking Smack (2:31)

Cynic Single

 

Got an open invitation

To shoot my mouth off

And get you pissed off

I don't need much of a reason to get you low (x2)

Have you been waiting long? (x2)

I've got an open invitation

To shoot my mouth off

And get you pissed off

I don't need much of a reason to get you low (x2)

I don't need much of a reason

Have you been waiting long? (x4)

Got an open invitation

I've got an open invitation (x4)

To get you low

Have you been waiting long? (x8)

Yeah

 

Whale(0:52)

Feedback Only No Lyrics

 

All Right(oh, yeah) (demo) (3:25)

 

Well, all-right

Oh yeah

All-right

Oh yeah

Well, all-right

Oh, yeah

All-right, oh yeah (x4)

 

Oh, here we go, I'm back again

Act surprised when I come in

It's only me, it's only stupid me

You could never figure out

What was all the fuss about

It's only me, it's only stupid me

So stupid me

 

Well, all-right

Oh yeah

All-right

Oh yeah

All-right, oh yeah (x4)

Oh, sickle-cell anemia

Carpal tunnel and bolemia

It's only me, it's only stupid me

You think you got the real deal

Damaged goods are such a steal

Don't be sick, it's only stupid me

So stupid me

Yeahhhh

All-right, oh yeah (x14)

I see you coming 'round again

Pushed aside and muscle in

I know it's me, It's only stupid me.

Kill yourself with loyalty(I know I got your loyalty)*live version sounds different*

Worse then mediocrity(With your mediocoty)*then studio version*

When everything is said and done it's me

So stupid me

All-right, oh yeah (x2)

 

Nothing Special (demo) (3:49)

 

A one-trick pony in a one-horse town

You're feeling lonely and the cable's down

You feel like the only freak in this town

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

We've got a life of scratching tickets at the local Gas & Stop

So suck on another whippet and hear the brain cells pop

I know I'm nothing special

And I know I'm nothing great

I know I'm nothing different

But I just don't feel the same

What's wrong with me? (x4)

Can you feel the radiation dragging your sister down?

You won't feel the alienation and you'll never leave this town

I know I'm nothing special

And I know I'm nothing great

I know I'm nothing different

But I just don't feel the same

What's wrong with me? (x5)

And I could be happy with less I guess if they tell me that less is more

Set a place for me at the table

I won't be hungry anymore

I know I'm nothing special

And I know I'm nothing great

I know I'm nothing different

But I just don't feel the same

What's wrong with me? (x7)

What's wrong? (x3)

What wrong with me?

With me? (x3)

 

Hit The Skids or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Rock (alternative lyrics version)(4:49)

 

Say what you want to say to me

You gotta go with what you know

Comes to you so easily

I wanna mean what you say

When you know what your saying

Have a field day today

With no real reason

Wanna mean what you say

When you mean what your saying

Have a field day today

I wanna go

I want it all

I wan't it all

Do you wanna take it home

Im not alone

Im not alone

Do you wanna take it home

I don't wanna not above it

I won't discuss it

Ill do you one better

Do you one better

I know Im not above it

I don't wanna discuss it

Ill, do you one better

Do you one better

 

Do you wanna take it home?

Do you make it alone?

I know you wanna say it

I know you'll probably make it home

 

I'm not alone (x4)

 

Say what you want to say to me

I don't know who I know

I run to you as easily

I wanna say what you say

When you mean what your saying

Have a field day today,

with no real reason

wanna say what you say

When you mean what your saying

Have a field day today

 

I wanna know

 

Im not alone

Im not alone

Do you wanna take it home?

Im not alone

Im not alone

Do you wanna take it home?

 

I won't discuss it

I know Im not above it

Ill, do you one better

Do you one better

I won't discuss it

I know Im not above it

Ill, do you one better

Take you one better?

Do you wanna take it home

Do you wanna make it alone

 

Do you wanna take me and you wanna say it's gone

 

Im not alone(x4)

 

Do you wanna take it home, or

Do you wanna make it alone?

 

I know your not gonna take me, do you wanna make it alone

Im not alone(x8)

 

Lead Pipe Cinch-Demo (3:25)

 

Ive gone from feeling wired

to feeling sick and tired at least a dozen times tonight,

waiting to get served, drinking up my nerve,

hoping that I get it right, feeling like Ive lost everything I had,

I don't even know how it got so bad, and I may be ok,

but it won't be a lead pipe cinch any more...

 

at the bar again, I took my shot and then Ill make another call to you,

And I know you've got no use, another lame excuse.

I should offer something new, and my train of thought is fading fast,

every wave is smaller then the last, that may be ok,

but it won't be a lead pipe cinch.....

 

something in mind won't let my heart and head and mouth connect and,

something in my mind won't let my heart out of the darkness yet theres,

something in my mind that's locked away, it's not over, Im not sober anymore.....

 

waiting to get served, working up my nerve, sluggish and a little slow,

Ive gone from feeling great to generally feeling lame,

don't have to say ya told me so. Feeling like Ive been here

way to long, I don't even know where I went wrong,

that maybe ok but it won't be so easy now,

 

something in my mind won't let me go,

it's not over, Im not sober anymore

 

ATM(Longitude and latitude)-Demo (3:27)

 

Longitude and latitude

I've got a lot of attitude

Sluggish and a little slow

Don't have to say I told you so

I told you so

I'm affording(?) free rides

Working from the inside

Gotta plan that never fails

I'll put my ass up for sale

So you got a situation

Your living at the police station

You just got back in from vacation

You don't need this aggravation

You need a little cash

The wonder of the second coming

The wonder of the back? and tell me??( The blunder of the back? and tell me??)

The wonder all your painted glory(To ponder all your faded glories)

Painted tainted haunted daunted touted dowded

Lost without it

They arrested you for breaking into the money machine

Longitude and latitude

I've go a lot of attitude

Sluggish and a little slow

Don't have to say I told you so

So you got a situation

You living at the police station

You don't need this aggravation

Take your medication for your celebration

You need a little cash

The wonder of the second coming

The wonder of the back? and tell me??( The blunder of the ???)

The wonder of all your faded glory (To ponder of all your faded glory)

Faded dated armor bladed

Tired wired hired fired

Touted doubted lost without it

They arrested you for breaking into the money machine

 

"Cha" said the fucking cat(2:59)

(Instrumental demo)

 

Summer Movies-Demo (3:44)

 

Who's gonna love you, when no one is paid too,

when it's nobody's job to do, who's gonna love you

Everythings clumsy, like a summer movie, you maybe a pull through

but who's gonna love you?

 

You think that you could run away

and everything will be ok

you think you've got it all worked out,

I think I figured you

 

you want it, you got, but you can say on it

you love it, you need it, you never believe it.

you can run away.

I think the problems you

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

 

when nothing is equal

and your life is a sequel

a second hand story

to border the glory

 

your missions are frozen

your charity's stolen,

you never were chosen

we went threw the motion

 

You think that you could run away

and everything will be ok

you think that you've got it all worked out,

I think I figured you

 

you want it, you got, but you can say on it

you love it, you need it, you never believe it.

you could run away.

I think the problems you

 

you want it, you got, but you can say on it

you love it, you need it, you never believe it.

you could run away.

I think the problems you

 

YEAH

YEAH

YEAH

 

Hit The Skids-Demo(2:54)

 

and it's me the man with no personality

never was and I'll never be

the one to break the ice in the crowd

I can't say this very loud

Ive never been much without my crutch

things don't change, they just mutate

And Im getting strange memories all the time

 

Theres really no sense in us arguing

cause Im never happier when I win

just let me, don't believe me

 

And Ive been asked to fraternize with those who would gouge out my eyes

and I don't even feel good

and I could mind the complications

that convolute the conversation

but please don't make me

 

I really don't see why I should impress your friends

since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

just let me and Ill be glad to say just how I feel

 

I think were really on the skids

I think were really on the skids

I think were really on the skids

 

there's really no sense in us arguing

cause Im never happier when I win

cause your naughty

cause your not the same girl I used to know

 

Congressman-Demo(4:26)

 

You can leave it

Cuz I don't want it

It's all banged up and tangled

Just leave it behind

You can have it, if you want it

I can always get another

Yeah, they ain't hard to find

If you don't want it, then screw it

Don't try to tell me all about it

No, don't waste my time

You can leave it

Why don't we leave it

No, I don't wanna talk

and there's nothing on my mind

It's been two long years

and it's re-election time

But I ain't running

I ain't a Congressman

I ain't no Congressman

Two years

I ain't a Congressman

Now you're complaining

But I don't play it

Yeah, I threw away those rules

a couple of days ago

Why don't you go?

Don't make me turn around

and be hard and tell you truth

That I can't take it

I can't stand it

This is not what I wanna do with my life

Can't you believe it?

Why don't you see it?

Get the quarters off your eyes

that are making you so blind

It's been two long years

and it's re-election time

But I ain't running

I ain't a Congressman

I ain't a Congressman

Two years

I ain't a Congressman

I aint know

You're so blind

It's been two long years

and it's re-election time

But I ain't running

I ain't running

I ain't a Congressman

I ain't a Congressman

Two years

I ain't a Congressman

I ain't a Congressman

Two years

I ain't no Congressman (x2)

I ain't a Congressman

I ain't no Congressman (x2)

I ain't no

I ain't no

I ain't no

 

cause everyone way is going to die (x3)

 

Mayonnaise and Malaise Demo (3:11)

 

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

Keep it at a pace, my life is like a crawl to me

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

Catatonic face, I'm marking time randomly

Mayonnaise and Malaise

Mayonnaise and Malaise to gooooooooooooo

to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

Here 9-4 and I don't wanta work no more

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

Keep it at a pace, my life is like a crawl to me

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

Catatonic face, I'm marking time randomly

Mayonnaise and Malaise

Mayonnaise and Malaise to gooooooooooooo

to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yeahhhhhhhh

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go" (x9)

Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

"Mayonnaise and Malaise to go"

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

Mayonnaise and Malaise

Mayonnaise and Malaise to gooooooooooooooooo

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

gooo!!

gooo!!

gooo!!

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go (x 11)

 

Tag-Along(demo) (2:52)

 

one..

And I can act like I don't see

Just who I want to be

but only for so long

And you wouldn't guess that I would know

Just were I'd want to go

But I'd guess that you'd be wrong

And why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

you don't really see the harm

In lending me a charm

When it seems to make you smile

But I can't see how I could live

Without the things you give

Not even for a while

And why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

Why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

 

Tag-Along(new york studio's demo) (3:24)

 

And I can act like I don't see

Just who I want to be

but only for so long

And you wouldn't guess that I would know

Just were I'd want to go

But I'd guess that you'd be wrong

And why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

you don't really see the harm

In lending me a charm

When it seems to make you smile

But I can't see how I could live

Without the things you give

Not even for a while

And why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

Why kill myself to find out who I am

When I really only want to be you

 

Can act like I don't see

just who I wanna be

but only for so long

and you wouldn't guess that I don't know

just where I want to go

I guess you'd be wrong

why kill myself to find out who I am

when I really only wanna be you

I really only wanna be you

 

Money Shot-Demo (3:08)

 

yeahhhhhhh

 

sometimes Im twisted

sometimes Im not

sometimes your everything

sometimes your nothing that I want

 

You never ya never ya never get the money shot(x4)

 

sometimes your a jesus

and sometimes your god

burn down on every side

no one is gonna stop the ride

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

ya never ya never ya never get the money shot(x 4)

ya never get the money shot

 

throw your secrets, throw your secrets away

promises keepers, seek the seekers

 

 

think straight forward

focus on a ???

living like you want

your never gonna get it

 

ya never ya never ya never got the money shot(x 4)

never ya never ya never got the money shot(x2)

ya never ya never ya never got the money shot

never ya never ya never got the money shot(x6

 

Mellowed(5:20)

Oil Thick records Compilation

 

Tunnel vision is slowly setting in.

Blocking out what I should be letting in,

Letting in

 

11 years I've seen threw alcoholic eyes

Nothing here at all but lows disguised as highs

Days I don't remember now

Fading in and blacking out

Falling off and spiraling down and down and then.

 

Its on again and off again

I'm mellow, but it's taken so much time.

 

You never should have gotten the fake that I was then

And no way would I wish him on you now

I'm so fucked up

  

When I'm  pacified, and alcoholic eyes

Nothing left inside but memories of life

Days I don't remember now

Fading in and filing out

Falling off and spiraling down and down and then.

 

It's on again but off again

Im sorry but it doesnt matter now.

 

11 years I've seen threw alcoholic eyes

Nothing here at all but lows disguised as highs

Days I don't remember now

Fading in and blacking out

Falling off and spiraling down and down and then.

 

It's on again and off again

I'm mellow, but it's taken so much time.

So much time(x 10)

Cooler Heads-3:30(demo version)

 

Hey

Another scene is dead

you can fall in line

with the cooler heads

 

I said hey

Lets put this one to bed

You can do with a change and a lay

and the cooler heads

 

You are so in

You are so out

You will know when

You were shown how

You are so in

with the out crowd

and the cooler heads

 

I think you understand(I'm thinking of your skin)

The motor of your mouth

Turn in all your friends

Turn your mother out

 

You are so in

with the out crowd

and the cooler heads

Yeah!

 

Hey

Well look who's back in town

We wont say that you failed

The cooler heads prevail

 

You can fall in

You can fall out(with the fall outs)

Go ahead and grin

There ain't much to laugh about

You can blend in with a crowd of clowns

and the cooler heads.

 

yeahhhhhhhh

 

You are so in

You are so out

You will know when

You were shown how

You are so in

With the out crowd

and the cooler heads

 

I think you understand(I'm thinking of your skin)

The motor of your mouth

Turn in all your friends

Turn your mother out

 

You are so in

with the out crowd

and the cooler heads

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

 

You are so in

You are so out

You will know when

You were shown how

You are so in

With the out crowd

and the cooler heads

 

You are so in

with the out crowd

and the cooler heads

 

You are so in

with the out crowd

and the cooler heads

 

ugh yeah

ugh yeah

ugh yeah

ugh yeah

           

With the cooler heads

With the cooler heads

With the cooler heads

With the cooler heads

The heads, the heads, the dirty fucking heads ahh

 

Buffalo Trace-ABCH Version

 

Eight hours to get to heaven hill

Head down in south past Louisville

 

Dont stop until the bourbons still

Parker says he can drink our fill

 

Eight hours to get to heaven hill

(Ada)

 

wahaaaaa(x3)

 

Just leave me where Im found

With my bones in the ground

 

Whoa yeah, its a buffalo trace

Fan out and dont give up on the chase

She will make a mark on my face

The bluegrass parkway is my favorite place

 

Eight hours to get to heaven hill

 

wahaaaaa(x3)

 

Just leave me where Im found

With my bones in the ground

 

*Monster Jam*

 

All hail the man of war is dead

Give up the ghost and find your spirit instead(put your babies to bed)

Oh yeah, youre so easily lead

All your money gets your horses fed

Whoa yeah

 

wahaaaaa(x3)

 

Just leave me where Im found

With my bones in the ground

Everyone Alive (4:08) demo version

 

I said hey, hello, Mom and Dad
Are things great?
Ok?
Or just plain bad?
Are you alive?
Is everyone alive?

Oh yeah, well me
I guess
I'm doing fine
I don't know why
You think
I would be lying
I'm alive
Like everyone's alive
Is anyone alive?

I'm alright
I'm just fine
I'm alive
I'm alright

Everyone alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone, Im alive

Yeahhhhhhhhh


Oh, honey, hey, hello how was your day?
Work is work
Don't know any other way
But I'm alive
Like everyone alive

It's just a day today that I seek
I gotta find a way to the end of the week
Make it alive
Is anyone alive?
Is everyone alive?

I'm alright
I'm just fine
I'm alive
I'm alright

Is everyone alive
Everyone! Everyone!

Everyone alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone... is aliveeeeeeee

all right let's go!

I'm alright
I'm just fine
I'm alive
I'm alright

Everyone Alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone Alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone Alive
Everyone! Everyone!
Everyone..... I'm aliveeeeeeee

Aliveeeeee

  

Payback Is A Mother-Unreleased demo

 

If you'll take a reprimand,

We can break the chain of command

so if you got it coming, dont you bother runnin'

cuz there is nowhere to go....

I know that you know that I know

It's a little bit too late

Nothings gonna clean the slate

dont yah bother bummin', the bastards had it comin...

 

Dont yah think they'll ever learn? And its none of my concern

close your eyes so tightly, the shit that happens nightly

Here we go again.....

 

Payback is a mother, I dont think you'll recover

 

It's a little bit too late

Nothings gonna clean the slate

Dont yah bother bummin', the bastards had it comin...

I know that you know that I know

Payback is a mother, justice is a brother, and here they come around again......

 

Dont yah bother bummin', the bastards had it comin...

I know that you know that I know

and I know your numbers up, your string is cut, youve been caught in a lie again

Your out of luck, your ass is fucked, your freakin' stuck in the dark again

 

I know that you know that I know

I know that you know that I know

 

whoooaaa ooaahhh -- whoooaaa ooaahhh -- whoooaaa ooaahhh

Here it comes around again

whoooaaa ooaahhh

Here it comes around again

whoooaaa ooaahhh

Here it comes around again

whoooaaa ooaahhh

 

It's a little bit too late

nothings gonna clean the slate

Dont yah bother bummin', the bastards had it comin...

 

Payback is a mother, justice is a brother, and here they come around again

Dont yah bother bummin' the bastards had it comin...

I know that you know that i know

 

Payback is a mother, justice is a brother, and here they come around again

Dont yah bother bummin' the bastards had it comin.

I know that you know that I know

I know that you know that I know

I Know That You Know That I Know

 Hello-(demo version)

 

Hello

We're back to play another show

So Come On kiddies here we go

(get your medicine)

 

Yeah I know

You say its only rock and roll

and youve heard it all before

but you try it again

 

Ready steady go

Feel the ebb and flow

Come on and reach it

No one ever seems to know

who shot the bootleg video

Come on and get 'em

 

Hello

Hello

Hello

Everyone

 

Now then

Its great to come back again

so good to know that we're still friends

two of us

 

Yeah I know

We're back to play another show

I woke up about an hour ago

on the bus

 

Fender blender charm

Render then we're gone

I never thought i would

meet all the people so

 

Hello

Hello

Hello

Everyone

 

Hello

Hello

Hello

Everyone

 

(When the seller gets America)

You know to hell we'll never get paid

Come on and get it

(it keeps the story going everybody wants to be entertained)

I dont need another minute in a minute and Im ready to play

Come on and get it

You got me once and dont ever take your money away

Come on and get it

Come on and get it

 

Hello

Hello

Hello

Everyone

 

Hello

Hello

Hello

 

*screams*

Hello

Hello

Hello

*screams*

 

Hello!(x9)

 

President Forever 3:22-Demo Version
 
Im president forever
Im head of state and here to stay
The officer elect above your life
Im the leader till the end of your days

Im president forever

America you found your man
If we can all agree on this one thing
You know you'll never have to vote again

Who wants to go back to war with Iraq
Who wants to shoot a sling shot for a box of crack?
Who wants to go and give the French their fuckin' statue back

They want to take it all

Im president forever

Accountable to no one no more
The senate you gave was never  up for debate
And nothings up there for the floor

Im president forever

I finally get to do it my way
I wanna take a ride in air force one now

Laugh in the face of the national debt
I wanna bill the free world and make them pay back rent
I wanna take the statue back from the fuckin' French

Dad, Ill make you proud

president forever

Piss up and down the walls of the oval office
Pal around with the boys in the secret service
Calling all the interns for a party at Camp David
The first lady's not invited
The first lady's not invited

Im president forever
Im president forever
Im president forever
Im president forever

Who wants to go back to war with Iraq
Who wants to shoot a slingshot for a box of crack?
Who wants to go and give the French their fuckin' statue back

wanna take it all

Laugh in the face of the national debt (take it all, take it all)
I wanna bill the free world and make them pay back rent (take it all, take it all)
I wanna take the statue back from the fuckin' French (take it all, take it all)
Dad, Ill make you proud (take it all, take it all)

Im president forever
Im president forever
Im president forever
Im president forever

Son of "Cha!"-Demo (3:19)

If you want it, then it's great
If you don't, you'll have to wait
Doctor, help me medicate
Doctor, give it to me straight
If you got the stink of luck
Find a movie star to fuck
Come on like a semi truck
I said "all night"
Thinking what you coulda been
Thinking what you shoulda been
Left without a decent friend
Not now, not then
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Stareing down my barricades
Living and in love with me
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down
Yeah (x3)
Passin' up your salad days
Creepin' up on middle-age
Chasin' down the latest craze
Oh yeah, all-right
If you want it, then it's great
If you don't, you'll have to wait
Doctor, help me medicate
Doctor, give it to me straight
Living and in love with me
Stareing down my barricade
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Staring down my baricades
Living and in love with me
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Go on and bream down
yeah(x3)

5th Ave. Crazy(demo) (2:42)
 
My pockets are out
You've turned me upside-down
I've gone 5th Ave. Crazy
Flat on my face
I feel your hands on my waist
I've gone 5th Ave. Crazy
This is what I want, I guess
Aging' fast and out of gas
Fissures are cracked
And there's no goin' back
Cuz we're both fuckin' crazy with 5th Ave. Crazy
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Red means go
it's feeling pathological the paths you take
But you can't change, and you know you should
I've gotta air out
I've gotta dry out
But the deal was to go and go until we're dead
We're dead
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy (x4)
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
(Baby Wants To) Tame Me (demo)(7:06)
 
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Framed
Framed in love again
Peaking at the end
Baby wants to tame me
So afraid to live a life alone
Shed make a happy home
Only if she'll to tame me
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Hey, driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Driving her away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Guess I'll never be what she sees in me
Baby wants to tame me
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Wait
She knows something's wrong
Seen it all along
She don't want to blame me
So afraid to live a life alone
Make a happy
Baby wants to tamamamame
Hey, driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Driving her away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
I'm driving her away, away, away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Yeah
I guess I'll never be what you see in
I guess I'll never be what you see in
I guess I'll never be what you see in me
Baby wants to tame me
oh waaa ah owww,
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww ah ah oww
 
Rock & Roll Professionals(demo) (3:58)
 
One
Two
One
Two
One
Two
One, two, three, four
When the rock & roll professionals roll into town you know they're well paid
You got it
They'll meet you and they'll greet you and then after the show someone will get laid
You got it
Press the flesh and maybe they will make nice
You got it
Press the flesh, but only for the right price
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for dollars, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for real estate
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for lawyers, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Am I doin' great?
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
The rebellion that they're sellin' would do better sellin' on the TV
You got it
Youve Gone from flippin' burgers to just rockin' and rollin' for the Burger King
Check the charts and see how they are doin'
You got it
Check the charts and see who you are foolin'
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for dollars, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for real estate
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for lawyers, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Am I doin' great?
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah,  (You got it)
And who the fuck you foolin'?
No song is too sacred and that's what makes em so professional
It's all about the benjamins so come on, let's hear it for the rock & roll
For the rock & roll (x8)
For the rock & roll (Yeah, yeah)
For the rock & roll (x4)
You got it
 
Creature Comforted(demo) (3:59)
 
All the Thai food and the Must See TV
Yeah
Keeps us subdued and unable to breathe
Yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagen Bug
Yeah
All the limp dicks and their virility drugs
And the Chinese pugs
Yeah
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, no there's nothing at all
And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
We're all defanged and declawed
It's the satellite, and your DVD
Yeah
It ill keep you inside, it keeps you off of the street
Yeah
And the payments: payments keep you alive
Yeah
Suffocation, it gets you on anytime
America Online
Yeah
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you owe
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't feel anything, no there's nothing at all
And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown
We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed
We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed
 
Foolish Notions(demo) (2:40)
 
You feel desensitized
You feel numb
You wanna word it right
But you're dumb
You're still shakin' it
And not as young
You know you're blowing' it
So hold your tongue
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Pulling' up stakes and leaving'
Looking' for somebody to blame
There's been an accident
But no one knows
Get out the little man
Holes in your nose
You're still shaken' it
The bars are closed
You know you're blowing' it
That's how it goes
Liven' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Pulling' up stakes and leaving'
Looking' for somebody to blame
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Were looking' for a place to do it
Send a message to the brain
And I don't want what we've been given
Easy sex and easy living'
See what's next and see who's taken
Don't wanna check to see who's faking'
You feel desensitized (x3)
yeaaaaachhhhhhhhh
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Were pulling' up stakes and leaving'
Looking' for somebody to blame
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Looking' for a place to do it
Send a message to the brain
And we don't want what we've been given
A foolish notion (x3)
 
(Baby Wants To) Tame Me-Demo(4:22)
 
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Framed
I'm framed in love again
Peaking at the end
Baby wants to tame me
So afraid to live a life alone
Shed make a happy home
Only if she'll to tame me
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Hey, I'm driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Guess I'll never be what she sees in me
Baby wants to tame me
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Afriad
Cause she knows something's wrong
She's seen it all along
Baby wants to tame
Hey, driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Driving her away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
I'm driving her away, away, away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Yeahhhh
I guess I'll never be what you see in
I guess I'll never be what you see in
I guess I'll never be what you see in me
Baby wants to tame me
oh waaa ah owww,
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww

 

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