Hands on the Bible (3:57)

Hands on the Bible
Scared like a child
God holds you liable
For what you've done
Homicidal
Stare down your idols
Ah pretty baby
Never born
You can't believe it
You didn't mean it
But they saw you do it and they know your name
Rats in the attic
Toys in the cellar
She's an addict
And he wants to learn
Hands on the Bible
Egomaniacal
As you screw yourself into oblivion
Worn and faded
Stoned and jaded
You'll have to face it
On your own
Smashed on the pavement
Stunned in amazement
Everything you make comes crawling back to you
You can't believe it
You didn't mean it
But they saw you do it and they know your name
So hands on the Bible
Scared like a child
God holds you liable
For what you've done
Homicidal
Stare down your idols
A pretty baby never to be born
You can't pretend that you don't know the reason
For the repent that you saw
Hands on the Bible (x3)
Hands on the Bible-ohawww

Half-Life (3:39)

Three, four
Half-life, welcome the worst
Born to your station and your station's a curse
Daddy says wait and see
Ain't seen the sun since 1973
Half-life, fake your claim
Fallin' asleep and waking up is the same
Half alive and half dead too
Work is for suckers and the sucker is you
You know the lies they tell are told until they're true
You know they hardly ever (Yeah, I'm fallin fast)
You know they hardly ever (I'm not gonna last)
Ya want it, they got it
It's just circumstance
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance
Half-life (x3)
Or no life at all
Half-life and all fucked up
You're born with nothing, better make it enough
Pat on the back, kicked in the teeth
Alcohol will be your only relief
You know the lies they tell are told because of you
You know they hardly ever (Yeah, I'm fallin fast)
You know they hardly ever (I'm not gonna last)
Ya want it, they got it
It's just circumstance
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance
Half-life (x3)
Or no life at all
You know the lies they tell are told until they're true
You know they hardly ever (Yeah, I'm fallin fast)
You know they hardly ever (I'm not gonna last)
Ya want it, they got it
It's just circumstance
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance
You know they hardly ever (Yeah, I'm fallin fast)
You know they hardly ever (I'm not gonna last)
Ya want it, they got it
It's just circumstance
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance
Half-life (x3)
You know they hardly ever give a leper a chance

Son of "Cha!" (3:17)

If you want it, then it's great
If you don't, you'll have to wait
Doctor, help me medicate
Doctor, give it to me straight
If you got the stink of luck
Find a movie star to fuck
Come on like a semi truck
I said "all night"
Thinking what you coulda been
Thinking what you shoulda been
Left without a decent friend
Not now, not then
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Bailing through my barricade
Living and in love with me
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down
Yeah (x3)
Passin' up your salad days
Creepin' up on middle-age
Chasin' down the latest craze
Oh yeah, all-right
If you want it, then it's great
If you don't, you'll have to wait
Doctor, help me medicate
Doctor, give it to me straight
Living and in love with me
Bailing through my barricade
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
So if you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Sell my life in stock and trade
Making like you got it made
So If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Staring down my barricade
Living and in love with me
If you want another
You know me, I got nowhere to be
Don't wanna break down
Yeah (x4)

5th Ave. Crazy (2:37)

My pockets are out
You've got me upside-down
I've gone 5th Ave. Crazy
Flat on my face
I feel your hands on my waist
I've gone 5th Ave. Crazy
This is what I want, I guess
Aging' fast and out of gas
Fissures are cracked
But there's no goin' back
Cuz we're both fuckin' crazy with 5th Ave. Crazy
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Red means go
Red means go
Again, it's feeling pathological the paths you take
But you can't change, and you know you should
I've gotta air out
I've gotta dry out
But the deal was to go and go until we're dead
We're dead
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Red means go (x3)
5th Ave. Crazy (x4)
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Oh my God, I love it so
And that's all you need to know
(5th Ave. Crazy)
Give me money, give me blow
Don't slow down cuz red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
Red means go
5th Ave. Crazy
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Baby Wants To) Tame Me (9:14)

ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow

Framed
I'm framed in love again
Peaking at the end
Baby wants to tame me
So afraid to live a life alone
Shed make a happy home
Only if she'll to tame me
Hey
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Hey, I'm driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Driving her away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Guess I'll never be what she sees in me
Baby wants to tame me
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
ah waaa ah owww, waaa ah  owwww, ah waaa ah ah ah owww, ohwaa ah ah ah owwow
Afriad
Cause she knows something's wrong
She's seen it all along
But she don't want to blame
So afraid to live a life alone
She'd make a happy
Baby wants to tame
Hey, driving her away
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Driving her away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
I'm driving her away, away, away
Hey, nothing good can stay
Black and white to gray
Back and forth I'll sway
Yeah
I guess I'll never be what you see in
I guess I'll never be what you see in
I guess I'll never be what you see in me
Baby wants to tame me
oh waaa ah owww,
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww
oh waaa ah owww ah ah oww

Rock & Roll Professionals (4:06)

One
Two
One
Two
One
Two
One, two, three, four
When the rock & roll professionals roll into town you know they're well paid
You got it
They'll meet you and they'll greet you and then after the show someone will get laid
You got it
Press the flesh and maybe they will make nice
You got it
Press the flesh, but only for the right price
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for dollars, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for real estate
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for lawyers, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Am I doin' great?
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
The rebellion that they're sellin' would do better sellin' on the TV
You got it
You Gone from flippin' burgers to just rockin' and rollin' for the Burger King
Check the charts and see how you are doin'
You got it
Check the charts and see who you are foolin'
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for dollars, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for real estate
Rock & roll professionals
Rockin' for lawyers, baby
Rock & roll professionals
Am I doin' great?
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah! (You got it)
Yeah, you know (You got it)
And who the fuck you foolin'?
No song is too sacred and that's what makes em so professional
You got it
It's all about the benjamins so come on, let's hear it for the rock & roll
You got it
For the rock & roll (x4)
One, two, three, four (For the rock & roll)
You got it
For the rock & roll (You got it)
For the rock & roll (You got it)
For the rock & roll (Yeah, yeah)
For the rock & roll (x4)
You got it

Keep Your Girlfriend (3:10)

Keep your girlfriend away from me
Just advice I'm giving you for free
Wanna have everything I see
So keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Iv'e Got no sense of comradery
I've got a couple hits of ecstasy
So keep your girlfriend away from me
I will
Here we go, yeah I know how to get it
I will
Got no code and won't impose a limit
I will
Get so low and I wanna wallow in it
I will
So keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Don't talk to me about honesty
Don't talk to me about loyalty
Don't talk to me about a goddamn thing
Just keep your girlfriend away from me
I will
Here we go, yeah I know how to get it
I will
Got no code and I won't impose the limit
I will
Get so low and I wanna wallow in it
I will
So keep your girlfriend
Keep your girlfriend
I will
Now you know, I've exposed my intention
I will
Got no soul, and I love my infection
I will
Wanna know how it feels when she gives in
I will (x4)
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Keep your girlfriend away from me
Yeah, we're comin' to the time when we reach the bitter end
Everything is ripped and broken
Everything is cracked and bent
You won't ever know my mind
You won't ever comprehend
This is nothing to do with your girlfriend
I will (x16)
Keep your girlfriend away from me (x3)
Keep your girlfriend (x5)
I will (x4)
Keep your girlfriend away from me

Creature Comforted (4:10)

All the Thai food and the Must See TV
Yeah
Keeps us subdued and unable to breathe
Yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your Volkswagen Bug
Yeah
All the limp dicks and their virility drugs
And the Chinese pugs
Yeah
Hey, come on, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
We're all defanged and declawed
It's the satellite, and your DVD
Yeah
It keeps you inside, it keeps you off of the street
Yeah
And the payments: payments keep you alive
Yeah
Suffocation, it gets you on anytime
America Online
Yeah
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
Like dominoes in neat little rows, you are what you owe
Yeah
Yeah
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come one, we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
And it keeps you down in Surround Sound until you drown
We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed
We're all defanged and declawed
Declawed
Declawed

Bryn-Mawr Stomp (2:41)

You feel desensitized
You feel numb
You wanna word it right
But you're dumb
You're still shakin' it
And not as young
You know you're blowing' it
So hold your tongue
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Were pulling' up stakes and leaving'
Looking' for somebody to blame
There's been an accident
But no one knows
Get off the little man
Holes in your nose
You're still shaken' it
The bars are closed
You know you're blowing' it
That's how it goes
Liven' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Were pulling' up stakes and leaving'
Were looking' for somebody to blame
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Looking' for a place to do it
Send a message to the brain
And I don't want what we've been given
Easy sex and easy living'
See what's next and see who's taken
But don't wanna check to see who's faking'
You feel desensitized (x4)
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Were pulling' up stakes and leaving'
Looking' for somebody to blame
Living' on foolish notions
Living' on aches and pains
Looking' for a place to do it
Send a message to the brain
And we don't want what we've been given
A foolish notion (x3)

What Would You Have Me Do? (25:15)

Can you just go home defeated?
Take your pride and eat it
Crawl back beaten
Sources are depleted
Can you take the final hit and admit that you were wrong?
Dont even call it even
Bleeding' is believing
Former well-being
We're closing for the season
Can you take the final hit and admit that you don't belong?
Beatin' 6 ways til Sunday
Beatin' 6 ways til Sunday now
You're gonna have to leave it
You know you'll never need it
Wait til you see what we've planned for you
And it's heinous
So come on, come on come up ins
You really are the star of the show right now
It's all strange man kinda strange
When clichés are true
Beatin' 6 ways til Sunday
Beatin' 6 ways til Sunday now
And I am sorry to enjoy this
But what would you have me do?
What would you have me do?
Can you just go home hated
Half intoxicated
Hopelessly outdated
And not appreciated
Can you take the final blow and know that you fucked up?
Go state the overstated
Keep it complicated
The over educated
That hope you'll never make it
Can you take the final blow and know they won't be shutting up
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday now
You're gonna have to leave it
You know you'll never need it
Wait til you see what we've planned for you
And it's heinous
So come on, come on come up ins
You really are the star of the show right now
And it's a strange man  kinda strange
When clichés are true
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday now
And I am sorry to enjoy this
But what would you have me do?
Baby's outta town but I see the light on
What are you up to now?
Heading' for the gun, I can see rock bottom
No one will help you now
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday now
Gonna have to leave it
You know you'll never need it
Everything has been cut and dry for you
And it's heinous
So come on, come on come up ins
You really are the star of the show right now
And its strange but kinda strange
When clichés are true
Yeah
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday now
And I am sorry to enjoy this
But what would you have me do?
What would you have me do? (x5)
Beatin' 6 ways to Sunday (x6)
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth, won't be identified
What would you have me do?
You got it
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
Cut the phone line too
You got it
Alright
We don't need nothing (You got it) but cyanide
Pulled out teeth (You got it) won't be identified
What would you have me do?(You got it)
You got it

**In background throughout rest of song**
"You got it"
"Gimme money, gimme blow"
"Keep your girlfriend"
"Yeah, I'm falling fast, Im not gonna last"
**and other lyrics from the album**

Hold tight
It's New years Eve (You got it)
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat (You got it)
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too (You got it)
You got it
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
You got it
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
You got it
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
You got it
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
You got it
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
What would you have me do?
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
What would you have me do?
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
And cut the phone line too
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
What would you have me do?
Alright
We don't need nothing but cyanide
Pulled out teeth won't be identified
What would you have me do?
Hold tight
It's New years Eve
It will be cold tonight
Kill the heat
And shut out all the lights
What would you have me do?
What would you have me do?
What would you have me do?
What would you have me do?